The truth is lots of girls like me. Because, let’s face it, I’m pretty adorable, and my aloofness unconsciously reminds them of their fathers, so…I’m more used to them approaching me.

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Three and a half years ago, when I came to Greendale, I met six very important people— Sorry, seven. And meeting these people changed my life… Yeah… I’m sorry. I-I don’t know what to say. I’m so used to being the guy who can talk his way out of anything, but what do you say when you don’t want a way out? What you’ve all done for me is… indescribable. It’s unbelievable. And my love for you is immeasurable… Even when you split it seven ways.

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“Abed sees Jeff [who is portrayed as a Jeff-in-the-box] as a big talking head with limited practical functionality, and he sees Pierce [portrayed as a teddy bear] as maybe deserving of more love than he gets, and sees Troy as a soldier, and sees Britta [who’s portrayed as a robot] as a malfunctioning device, and sees Annie [portrayed as a ballerina] as a creature of grace, and sees Shirley as a big baby who feels entitled to the Christmas of her choosing.” -Dan Harmon

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“I heard your Thanksgiving wasn’t much better than mine, so I thought we could take some time and be grateful for our real family. The one we choose.”

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