I have this head!canon that Abed would always expect Annie to scream someone else’s name during sex, because he just assumes she’s thinking of someone else when she’s with him.

Annie kissed Abed with an amount of tongue that she would have called gross, had it been described to her. As it was, the kiss had in fact made her think that perhaps they were both wearing too many clothes. That is why she was so dramatically disappointed when Abed pulled away so that he could get a better look at her.

“Are you pretending I’m someone else?” Abed asked in his usual deadpan.

“What?” Annie asked, still a little dazed from the kiss, “No. Of course not.”

“Don’t act like its ridiculous for you to be kissing me and pretending you’re kissing someone else. It has happened before.”

“I can honestly say that I am not kissing anyone except you.”

“Even in your head?”

“Even in my head.” She confirmed.

Abed didn’t seem like he believed her, but he came back in to kiss her again, settling his weight atop hers and pressing their lips together. Annie wrapped her arms around his neck and met him half way. They kissed, and though it wasn’t very deeply, Annie still felt a little tingle in her nether regions.

“Abed..” She whispered against his lips.

At the sound of his own name, Abed’s hips jerked forward and Annie gasped. She wondered if this would produce consistent results. Abed’s hands trailed over her body and the fantastic sensations he caused inspired her to find out.

“Oh, Abed.” Annie said again, louder this time.

Abed groaned loudly and wrapped his arms around her, pulling her into a powerful kiss. Annie reciprocated eagerly, sighing as she did so.

“Ann.” Abed said softly as their kiss ended.

“Oooo.” Annie cooed, unsure why him calling her ‘Ann’ instead of ‘Annie’ sent electricity up her spine. Maybe it was because no one else called her that, not even her mother.

“Ann. Annie. Beautiful. Darling. Please…say my name again. Please.” Abed was nibbling on her ear, and the combination of sweet nothing with the physical sensation made Annie feel crazy with combined lust and embarrassment.

“Abed…” She complied, crying out again as he kissed her neck, “ABED!”

Abed groaned and gave her a passionate kiss.

“My Ann. Mine.” 

“Abed-Abed-Abed. Only Abed.” 

It was time to get out of these clothes.